“Alright! Now we’re getting somewhere. Follow me we got an agenda to follow!” Said the Alien.
“You are talking properly” deducted Finn
“Of course! The Internet is a mix of different types of English. Now come in the space craft.”
Now it should be clear to the reader that going into strange space crafts is against the rules of self preservation. But nine-year olds don’t have a sense of self preservation, do they? Finn and the Alien walked into the space craft. It doesn’t matter how the space craft was in the inside (bigger probably) except the fact there was a holographic table in the middle.
The Alien and Finn reached the table. The alien explained to Finn that this table was infact a terraforming device which could do quite close to anything to the planet.
“Now, you gotta understand, I’m the representative of a league of alien empires, and we believe humanity is ready to join us. With a few minor touches of course, you are going to make those touches” said the Alien.
“Oh. I don’t like geese. Kill the geese.” says Finn.
“XD, WTF man you don’t like geese? K then.” The Alien typed something and pressed a button “They are dead now. But we need to do something about the pollution”
“Hmm. Pollution cause ice bergs to melt, right? Convert the pollution into ice cream!”
We all can see where this is going.